I almost just ruined my life
The best comment I’ve seen all day
Thor the passive aggressive roommate.
IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
These shorts are getting weirder…
YOU MEAN BETTER.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
The (in)famous Romercutio kiss from the italian version of the musical
Wow. I will sail that ship.
I see your Romeo/Mercutio and raise you Oberon/Puck (from the Globe production)