mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

posted 1 hour ago with 94,710 notes
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queermutant:

The best comment I’ve seen all day

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dances-withhipsters:

resubee:

Thor the passive aggressive roommate.

IF THOU CANNOT FLUSH AFTER USING THE TOILET, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO USE IT AT ALL.

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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condylicious:

parenyzia:

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.

weirder

BETTER

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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feministjewishfangirl:

deducecanoe:

ghost-jehan:

The (in)famous Romercutio kiss from the italian version of the musical

Wow. I will sail that ship. 

I see your Romeo/Mercutio and raise you Oberon/Puck (from the Globe production)image

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