took me a minute
what a classic.
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Holy shit that’s awesome.
I want to
Wish I could fit my fat ass in a kid’s pool.
A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it
please publish that story
Brock Rumlow in fort troff gear. Because Striker uniform was asking for it.
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
cool it comes with a free refill